Pet deals for your extremely spoiled damn animal

Pet supplies run on the oldest damn trick in retail: change the pack size, keep the price, call it a saving. Pet food discounts are frequently applied to larger pack sizes, meaning the headline reduction reflects buying more rather than paying a better rate per unit. A 40% off badge on a bag twice the size is not a damn discount, it's a bigger bag. So we score everything on price per pound, per can, per damn treat, and a load of very shouty offers score absolutely nothing here as a result.

How we damn well score pets

We score consumables on unit price rather than pack price, and factor in Subscribe & Save rates where they apply. Food and litter are recurring purchases, so the only number that matters is what you pay per unit over a damn year. Durables — beds, crates, carriers — get scored on price history like anything else, with rank weighted hard, because the pet accessory category has a high concentration of low-volume duplicate listings. That $12 orthopaedic memory foam dog bed ranked #61,000 is neither orthopaedic nor, in any meaningful damn sense, memory foam.

How the Damn Good Score works →